Introducing
Not Congruent Logo Parodies

The next-gen creative platform for fan artists.

Here is something you should know. There are many changes afoot in the creation and consumption of various media, including logo parodies and other fine artworks such as.

If you are a person who is paying attention you will have noticed that the pace of demand for fresh logo parodies is accelerating.

You may also be a person who has noticed that the expectations for the quality of this output is at an all-time low.

In the face of this changing landscape, artists have a choice: await the invention of newer and more nimble creative platforms that operate at higher speeds and produce lower quality, or invent them ourselves.

The Way We Were

Historically, if one wanted to do the creation of a logo parody, immeasurable effort would be placed on achieving the maximization of congruency.

This made a lot of sense because, as was the way at the time, when a person did the judgement of the logo parody this was done based primarily on how congruent the logo parody was to the original

Though noble, these efforts towards congruency reflect a slower-paced world that offered time for such reflection and quality.

The Future is Now

To keep up with these changing norms and expectations, today there is great pleasure in introducing “Not Congruent Logo Parodies,” a next-generation creative platform optimized to embrace the new hyper-fast pace of media creation and consumption.

By decoupling the need for congruency from the creative process, the Not Congruent Parody Logo platform is designed to liberate artists from this time-consuming burden and allow for the ultimate in efficiency and flexibility.

As you can see with your eyes, this solution works equally well with various styles of music including southern-style jam rock and slightly more progressive fare.

Same Brand, Different Band

Without the need for congruency, new opportunities arise, such as the ability to have multiple bands share the very same logo design creation.

I dare you to try doing that with your traditional congruent logo parody.

Dances with Songs

In the spirit of pliancy, you should know that Not Congruent Logo Parodies are not just for bands and musicians. They also work for songs from Phish, the Grateful Dead, and other bands that matter.

There are many many songs in the world, but you will be very pleased to know that all of them can be supported when congruency is no longer at issue.

Hey Ladies…

Here is some more good news and this is that Not Congruent Logo Parodies are completely gender agnostic so they are perfectly suitable for female artists as well.

And just like that, gender bias is a thing of the past!

The Entertainer

If you looking to do some designs for someone who is considered more of an entertainer than a musician you will quickly find that it’s no problem.

These Not Congruent Logo parodies are just that flexible.

A Rainbow Connection

It should be obvious by now that Not Congruent Logo Parodies are very much LGBTQIA+ friendly and can support all of your favorite queer artists as well.

At first it was not entirely clear if this application would fit in the mix, but it’s certainly a “Shantay You Stay” situation.

Jawns Welcome

It is possible that despite seeing a cornucopia of examples above you may have had the feeling of concern that Philly bands might not be supported. Fortunately, you would be wrong as, yes, Philly bands are indeed supported.

By now it should be clear to you that the Not Congruent Logo Parody platform offers the utmost in efficiency and flexibility.

In fact, there is a chance you are thinking to yourself, “that must be all, right?”

But, wait, as they say… there’s more!

Knock, Knock, Knockin’

Among the hardest challenges of any creative platform that aims to push forward is to also recognize the past. You will be very pleased to know that one need not even be alive to be immortalized with a Not Congruent Logo Parody.

Yes, it’s true. It even works for dead people.

Closing Thoughts

Times are changing and logo parody consumption habits are wildly different than traditional expectations.

Rather than doing the lament, consider embracing the Not Congruent Logo Parody platform so you too can churn out an extensive variety of low-alignment logo parody devices that modern fans will cherish for decades to come.

P.S. Not an Artist?

Fancy yourself an idea person but don’t have the chops to execute?

You are in luck because a very limited number of commission slots are now open. Scoop now to work with me, Not Pollock, to create your very own Not Congruent Logo Parody.

Also if you were too slow and the commission slots are sold out, you are encouraged to do the subscribe below for another opportunity in the future.