See what “fans” are saying about Not Pollock.

“You’ve made nice paint pens look like primary school felt tips bro (: just slower, more paint”

Dylan Gower

“Wtf are these? My niece could have made this design lol”

Addy P Right

“During 1.0 it was a little person who rode a unicycle at shows who gave out free art. It’s kinda like big foot with a lot of reports with no photographic proof. But a history of good deeds. Today it seems to be a money making machine. I have no idea if it really ever happened or if it was one person. There was such heavy drug usage back then.”

Henry Schwab

“Sorry for the terrible pictures, but let’s be honest here, NO photographer can capture the beauty of this artists work!”


“You just made my Friday!”

Matt Bittman

“I see an email and just start smashing links.”

Nick Argenas

“I find the whole ‘not pollock’ thing rather offensive. A better name would be ‘not good’.”


“$50! For 1 pin? Dont get me wrong they are fantastic pins…”

James Watson

“Got my Glow. One of the best quality pins I own.”

Brian Clingner

“Selling my hampton 2009 Not Pollock was one of the biggest mistakes i have ever made…it did, however, go towards the purchase of my fiance’s engagement ring”

Jeremy Hills

“It was as if the karma bug bit me seeing as though I am now single.🤦 Note to all, hold on to your Not Pollocks… now i am out a Not Pollock and a relationship 😜

Jeremy Hills

“I’m NOT sure .. but there is not anyway this is serious. $175 for 3 pins.. that are circles?”


“Damn those are killer!! I normally just go for gold bc I’m indian and gold looks good on us, but that silver is sharp!! I need a pair!”

Raj Mitra

“Well done. I don’t think I’ve ever been as impressed with an envelope as what I am with what’s inside.”

Tim Paliga

“You sent me an empty envelope lol.”

Kevin Johnson

“Tell ya what, shit gets here wayyyy quicker than dry goods.”

Matthew David

“Dude your testimonials are the fuckin best lol”

Joe Marcoccia

“Dont bother [with] this guy, does not come thru on his word hes half a sham”

Ethan Piper

“$40 for magnets…”

Jarret Niesse

“I’ve been following for over a year now and I still feel like the joke’s over my head.”

Clint Moll

“Please remove me from your contacts and reach out to Bob and get someone competent (not him) to provide his actual email address. Please stop emailing me this nonsense. Do not reply, do not continue to send me this spam.”

Richard K.

“There’s nothing more elusive than a Not Pollock drop.”

Brian McTague

“I was refreshing my email repeatedly starting 2 minutes before 8am. Once it came I clicked the link and looked for something to click on in the email as fast as I could.”

Brian J. Vastine

“Please remove me from your list of pathetic customers, thanks.”


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